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earthseacrossing:

suddenly i had a realization i am all alone. living in a town full of talking animals. not only that, i am the only support for the entire environment and must spend hours planting trees and watering dumb flowers which will wilt in a day when there are ten other residents. i also realized i am a child living alone which is even weirder. i don’t need to eat. i never speak. my only friend is a frog. my only chance at love is bestiality. i was forced into labor by a raccoon.
oh well, my as well go shake some trees and collect fruit for my entire income.

earthseacrossing:

suddenly i had a realization i am all alone. living in a town full of talking animals. not only that, i am the only support for the entire environment and must spend hours planting trees and watering dumb flowers which will wilt in a day when there are ten other residents. i also realized i am a child living alone which is even weirder. i don’t need to eat. i never speak. my only friend is a frog. my only chance at love is bestiality. i was forced into labor by a raccoon.

oh well, my as well go shake some trees and collect fruit for my entire income.

(via horsecocksandbubblingassholes)

cj-sewers:

qoldfrequency:

whitest-white-girl:

K.K Slider would like to play you a song

THIS IS ALL I NEED IN LIFE

OH MY GOD

(Source: ruffain, via getwilde)

uzuin:

who is that girl I see?staring straightback at me

uzuin:

who is that girl I see?
staring straight
back at me

(via venusaur)

epicsovereign:

yo im selling this alpine sofa. starting price is 2400 bells inbox me if youre interested

epicsovereign:

yo im selling this alpine sofa. starting price is 2400 bells inbox me if youre interested

(Source: triiforce)

(Source: butts-crossing, via thegreatdesutree)

moppina:

what kind of voodoo ritual is this

(via somespookypanda)

kiwikyu:

My future

(via kiwikyu-deactivated20140125)

batatonia:

I hope nobody else already beat me to this joke

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(Source: animalcrossing-villa, via thegreatdesutree)