suddenly i had a realization i am all alone. living in a town full of talking animals. not only that, i am the only support for the entire environment and must spend hours planting trees and watering dumb flowers which will wilt in a day when there are ten other residents. i also realized i am a child living alone which is even weirder. i don’t need to eat. i never speak. my only friend is a frog. my only chance at love is bestiality. i was forced into labor by a raccoon.
oh well, my as well go shake some trees and collect fruit for my entire income.
K.K Slider would like to play you a song
THIS IS ALL I NEED IN LIFE
OH MY GOD
who is that girl I see?
back at me
yo im selling this alpine sofa. starting price is 2400 bells inbox me if youre interested
what kind of voodoo ritual is this
I hope nobody else already beat me to this joke